Q: What's for dinner?
A: Food. Now wash your hands and get yourself something to drink.

Q: Where are we going?
A: Mars. Now get in the car and buckle your seatbelt.

Q: Do I really have to take a shower?
A: Yes.

Q: Can I play Minecraft?
A: Once you're finished with your homework.

Q: Can I watch a movie?
A: Not while your sister is awake.

Q: What I do, Mommy?
A: You dumped your milk on the floor.

Q: What happened?
A: You dumped your milk on the floor again.

Q: Cookie?
A: Cookie!

Q: What do you want to do this weekend?
A: Sleep.

Q: Okay, barring that, what do you want to do this weekend?
A: I don't know, but I definitely don't want to clean the house.

Q: Do you want some gin?
A: No. I require some gin. REQUIRE.

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